Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Malacca revisited (quite literally)

As some of you will know, last weekend we headed off to Malacca. This was my third trip, and I never get bored of the town. It’s what the guidebooks might call rustic, but it certainly has loads of charm. The architecture is interesting (although I think I have covered that in a previous post), and the food is tops.

We went to Malacca primarily for Elena to choose her Kabaya (she covers this in her post on the topic), but it’s always a nice getaway for the weekend. It’s a three-four hour drive depending on the road conditions and other drivers, and I slept through all of the drive. I tried the old “resting my eyes” excuse that always worked for Granddad, but I guess I don’t have his honest look – no-one believed me. Perhaps the snoring gave it away…

Anyway, once there we dealt with the business at hand – we ate. I think I mentioned before that the Wan Tan Mee in Malacca is the best around, and we stopped off there again. It didn’t disappoint, and I was left split between sharing another bowl, and making the most of the other food on offer in the town. I got the better of my greed, and we wondered of to deal with Elena’s Kebaya (on a separate note, one day I’ll perhaps compile a list of the best Wan Tan Mee stalls in Singapore. It might include the Mei Ling food court, the one in Toa Payoh, the one at Cambridge Road….hey, I’m a researcher – what can I say!)

Something else we had that day was Chendol(left), a desert that includes a lot of brown sugar, coconut milk, and ice. On a hot day, there’s nothing like it. The brown sugar is the Gula Malacca I mentioned before (although it was in beer in a previous post), but here it was in its pomp, holding together ice. The secret is not to mix the ice, milk, and sugar together too much – if you do that, you get a sweet goo. If you leave it fairly unmixed, you can appreciate the finer flavours of the desert in their own right…!

We headed into the night market later that evening. Interestingly (and I only just found this out, the same way you did if you cliked on the link I kindly provided), Pasar is a Malay word derived from Bazaar in Persian. So now you now. Anyway, you’ll see from the pic on the left that the night market is usually along one street, with stalls either side selling all manner of things. Usually toys and trinkets, they are quite fun, and they sell a lot of stuff to tourists. They call out to people as you pass by, enticing you to buy anything from a platsic gun, to a barking toy dog, and so on. The streets are usually quite busy but it makes for a great atmosphere, and certainly something that everyone should see when they are in this part of the world.

We stopped off at a shop along the road to take a look at some of their paper-cutting art. This isn’t as odd as it sounds, and is a traditional art form in China. Using just paper, scissors, and perhaps a knife, some artists are able to create incredibly intricate pictures or landscapes. We were amazed by a TV show in China about a very old women who did this for a living. She was around 80 years old, but was fantastically talented. Anyway, we fell in love with the technique then, and were lucky enough to find a paper-cutting of the Chinese symbol for double happiness, a traditional feature of Chinese weddings.

What the also sell is food. Street markets in Asia usually sell loads of food at small stalls, often cooked up in front of you, and usually inexpensive. This was the case in china and Thailand, and is the case in Singapore and Malaysia. I love eating this kind of food, and can’t resist trying a few things. Something that caught my eye was deep-fried ice-cream. Take a slice of bread, wrap it around a ball of ice-cream, and then drop in super hot oil for about 15 seconds. The bread is crispy and fried, and the ice-cream is still frozen. And all for only 499 calories. But it is great, and I’d recommend it to anyone. I also ate a curry puff and a char siew puff. Fantastic. However, I was quite full the next day, and still am rather full today (Tuesday).

What else? Well, the next day we headed down to Tesco. Malacca has an enormous Tesco shop, and we often stop in on the way back to Singapore to pick up some groceries. It’s a little cheaper than Singapore, and Singapore doesn’t have Tesco. Here’s a pic of me outside Tesco, just to prove it. It’s always exciting to go into a shop like this abroad; we used to have the same experience going to Carrefour in China last year. The Tesco was hugely busy, and there must much coming together of trolleys. In the end, we didn’t stay for long, although I bought some cereal (note: the Handbag belongs to Elena's mother; not me. Mine is in the car).

Whilst we were there, however, I had time to inspect at first hand a car "built in a jungle clearing by people who go to work in shoes made from leaves", according to Jeremy Clarkson. The Malaysians were (understandably) unhappy about his comments. However. he was referring to the Perodua Kelisa, whereas I got to sit in the Perodua Myvi. And actually, it wasn’t half bad. It was small, but it looked kind of fun, and was only around £4,000. It reminded of the Mitsubishi Colt, which can’t really be a bad thing. There were loads of them on the highways in Malaysia, and I actually quite liked it.

Friday, April 20, 2007

The Good Husband...

Time for another joke....


Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all.

He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.

Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favourite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.

Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"

His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,

"Leave me alone, I'm married!!"

Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time . . PRICELESS!!!

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Read all about it....

There’s been a lot of inactivity on this blog for a while (if there can ever be a lot of nothing), so I thought I’d take this chance to update you all on what we’ve been up to. The answer: not much, really. We’ve been out and about, and taken advantage of the nice weather to stroll around town. The pic on the left was taken the day I signed up for Mandarin lessons, something I’ve been meaning to day for q while now. I wanted to go for the basic option, but the teacher tested e on the Mandarin, and signed me for intermediate. Intermediate!. She obviously hadn’t herd me speak at length, because my mandarin is not only lousy, it is also worse that it used to be in China!! Ho hum. At least they didn’t sign me up for the beginners course (which admittedly was rather basic), and just take another few hundred dollars from me for no reason.

One of the fun things that we have done is go to the newly opened Café del Mar in Singapore (on Sentosa). Café del Mar is a famous chill-out café/bar in Ibiza, and the opening of an Asian branch was much heralded. It’s part of a big development of the night-life scene in Singapore that’s seen Ministry of Sound and such like open here over the past year or so. Café del Mar is actually quite nice, and although you don’t really get to see the sun go down late at night here (roughly 7pm every day) as you might in Ibiza, the bar was cool, and included a pool outside. The day that e went (a spur of the moment decision), it happened that Pete Tong (yes, it’s all gone Pete Tong for Singapore) was spinning his wheels of steel, so it was pretty packed. The place was on the beach, which begged the questions that you must be able to walk along the beach and listen to the music without paying?

This brings me onto a thought that’s been bugging me – I really am a southerner. Although I love gravy (ooh, Northern boys love gravy), I am also a bit tight when it comes to things like this. I am always reminded of the joke about Northerners and Southerners going on holiday. The Northern goes away with £100 and comes back and exclaims “I went away with £100 and come back with nothing. I spent it all – brilliant!”; The Southerner goes away with £100 and comes back and exclaims “I went away with £100 and come back with £45. I spent hardly anything at all – brilliant!”.

I digress….

We’ve done some research on where we may want to take wedding photos, including arduous research trips to the Irish pub that is my new favourite watering hole. Real bar food, and real shabby walls, and real Irish men (no, really), make for a decent atmosphere. We wandered in a few weeks ago on a Saturday afternoon to take a butcher’s, and liked it so much we stayed to watch the football 4 hours later. The bangers and mash were decent enough, but the Guinness was the best in Singapore so far. That doesn’t mean that I won’t stop looking, of course…

Preparations for the wedding seem to be progressing well. Everyone seems to be very concerned with preparations in general, and seem surprised when we are relaxed and say that we haven’t had any problems so far, which we haven’t Apparently, wedding planning is supposed to be a complete nightmare, only to be rescued by last-minute dashes to florists and so on. And maybe we will have that. But so far, everything has fallen into place quite nicely. Perhaps that is because we started planning almost a year ago. We have still to nail down our cup cakes (although following our testing yesterday we are a little closer), and decide on a few other things. But on the whole, we are more relaxed than we should be, or so it seems!!

You can see our testing of cup-cakes at the Raffles on our wedding blog. You can also see my new pair of wedding shoes on our wedding blog. Don’t we provide a good service?

What else has been happening on this fair isle?

Singapore has decided to build itself a version of the London Eye, so that’s what they have done. We watched this wheel – the Singapore Flyer – go up with amazing speed in only a month or two. It’s quite big, and the views promise to be spectacular. As the nice people at Wikipedia tell us, the wheel itself has a 150 metre diameter, and is built over a three-storey terminal building, giving a total height of around 165 metres. The London Eye comes in at 135 metres, so the Singapore Flyer has one over the Eye on that count!

It’s right next to where the casino will be, so the night views will be impressive, I’m sure. I’m doubtful that it will be open by the time the family come and visit (early 2008, apparently), but you should certainly be able to see it, and probably as you fly in! Perhaps we can arrange a day trip for the family the next time you all visit.






We saw some Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles down Orchard Road last month – I think that they were promoting their new film. I remember that when they were out in the UK they weren’t allowed to be called Ninja – they were “Hero Turtles”. Not sure if that still applies. It was certainly an odd sight, but given the large volumes of tourists/shoppers you always get on Orchard, a couple of Ninjas to fight the ladies out of the way should come in quite useful…

We also found some really rather good Chinese food – just like we had in China ast year (or was it the year before?). Bei Fang Feng Wei, at 18 Smith Street had all manner of Northern food, including – as you can see form the pic – some Harbin Beer. One of the best things about China was the diversity of beers there. Hundreds of littler breweries, with each province (roughly country-size, usually), having its own beer. There are quite strict laws on moving beer between provinces, which mans that ordinarily you can’t get Beijing beer in Shanghais, and so on. Which meant that travelling around the country was fun inasmuch as you got to see what the next provinces beer was. Would it be more than 2% proof? Was it a former German concession? (Incidentally, history is important here, and you learn a lot about the various treaties and so on. In essence, if it was a German town previously, the beer would be good – take Qingdao beer, for example). Back to the restaurant, and we had shredded chilli potatoes, some Zha Jiang Mian (a specialty of northern China), and some Xioa Long Bao again. You may be realising that this is a favourite of mine!

Phew. That’s it for now, and you’re up to date with my movements (and food). More exciting tales next time, so stay tuned…….